Adventurous Things To Do In Madeira On Holiday

Q: <strong>What to do in Madeira if it rains?</strong>

Go to Blandy’s . The wine doesn't care about the weather. If you're into soccer, check out the CR7 Museum.

TL;DR

Madeira is what happens when a volcanic mountain range decides to host a permanent garden party. It’s stunning, steep, and the logistics are a puzzle. The highlights: Throwing myself off cliffs with Remote Madeira, realizing Blandy’s wine is actually superior to Port, and singing Blondie to a room of twerking Portuguese cougars. The Verdict? It’s a top-tier trip to Madeira Portugal, but only if you respect the microclimates and the garlic bread. But the real story is the “unofficial” hike I found to avoid the government’s new trail-tax app… keep scrolling for my Madeira Travel Guide.

Most people approach a vacation in Madeira as a hiking destination, a relaxing beach holiday, or an uphill road trip. We made a Madeira itinerary 7 days while managing to make the most of the island’s unique activities.

Funchal, Maderia cruise port with flag of Maderia

Getting to the Madeira

We flew direct from Prague on SmartWings. What airlines fly to Madeira? Most European carriers (Smartwings, TAP, easyJet, RyanAir, Tuifly) land at the Funchal airport, which is basically a bridge on stilts. It’s a high-performance landing that only qualified pilots can attempt. In fact, it was too windy on our approach, so we diverted to Gran Canaria for a night before being able to land the next day.

Funchal cruise port is another entry point, which many Canary Island cruise itineraries make a stop at. We stopped here in 2018 for our “one day in Maderia cruis” and had a wonderful time on a Jeep Tour Madeira shore excursion. It quickly became one of those places we hoped to return to and visit properly one day. Funchal Port to city center is literally 3 minutes of walking, so drops you smack dab in the city.

Where to Stay in Madeira? (The Sao Martinho Logic)

We stayed in a flat via Avila Holidays in Sao Martinho, near the Jardins D’Ajuda mall. It was nice to have our own place and was more affordable than hotels. Staying in Funchal proper would have been appreciated though.

The Trade-off: It’s an 8-minute Bolt to the center, or a 40-minute walk. We did the walk once. Once. Madeira is not “flat-walk” friendly. However, it was a great base for a sunset stroll to Camara de Lobos, which is a must-do.

Aspirational: Belmond Reid’s Palace—for when you want your holiday served with afternoon tea.
Budget: Santa Maria Hostel—in the Old Town, where the hills can’t hurt you.

What to Do in Madeira: Adventures, hiking, or chilling

1. Canyoning with Epic Madeira

I did canyoning, and let’s be clear: it was super freezing. But it was also super fun. Epic Madeira knows their stuff, but no amount of neoprene can fully mask the reality of glacial mountain water. Still, rappelling into a canyon is the ultimate adrenaline shot.

2. Coasteering with Remote Madeira

The perfect complement to canyoning is coasteering. Remote Madeira took us to the coast to jump off volcanic cliffs into the Atlantic. It’s a high-performance way to see the island’s edge. Much warmer and included jumps of 13m, flipping, snorkeling, and good fun.

Read my full report on canyoning vs coasteering in Madeira here.

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3. Does Madeira Taste Like Port?

The short answer is: No, and thank god for that. We did a tasting at Blandy’s Wine Lodge. It’s more drinkable, more complex, and significantly more affordable than its Douro Valley cousin. It’s the superior fortified wine. Period.

The “Unofficial” Hike: Levada do Moinho

Because I didn’t want to deal with the government’s “Simplifica” app for the popular trails, we did Levada do Moinho. It was nice, quiet, and felt like the “hidden” Madeira people talk about. Just be prepared to call a Bolt for the return leg—getting back from hikes without your own wheels is the only real logistics flaw of the island.

For the “official” levadas, you now have to sign up and pay a fee here and reserve your timeslot as it can get packed in the busy season.

Best Levada Hikes Madeira

Levada das 25 Fontes (PR6) — The Beautiful Crowd-Pleaser Hands down one of the best levada hikes madeira boasts, leading to a stunning amphitheater of weeping waterfalls. The catch? Unless you arrive at the crack of dawn, you’ll be playing a high-stakes game of trail traffic-jam on a very narrow ledge with hundreds of other tourists.

Levada do Caldeirão Verde (PR9) — The Jurassic Park Dream If you want to feel like Indiana Jones without actually destroying your knees, this is the one. It’s almost entirely flat but winds through misty green canyons and pitch-black rock tunnels before dropping you at a massive 100-meter waterfall. Pure fairytale stuff.

Levada dos Balcões (PR11) — The Lazy Hiker’s Jackpot Calling this a ‘hike’ is a massive overstatement—it’s a flat, 30-minute stroll. However, the payoff is a spectacular mountain viewpoint where wild local birds will literally land right on your open hand if you bring a few crumbs.

Trivia at Moynihan’s

We hit Moynihan’s for trivia. The reality is, a “stupid soccer game” delayed the start because apparently, 22 men chasing a ball is more important than my early morning schedule. Once it started, it was a fast-paced room of retired Brits. We were the youngest people there by two decades, but the questions were solid.

Walk Rua de Santa Maria’s arty street to Forte de Sao Tiago

If you want to see Funchal’s famous Painted Doors Project, you have to walk down Rua de Santa Maria. Every single doorway is an open-air art masterpiece. Just a heads up: if you go at lunchtime, you’ll be dodging restaurant waiters and dodging outdoor tables the whole way. But keep walking to the very end of the cobblestones—you’ll pop right out at the massive, bright yellow Forte de São Tiago, which looks like a real-life Lego castle right on the ocean.

things to do in madeira: Fort de Sao Tiago, funchal, portugal

Karaoke at Old Town Bar and Lounge

We found the one local karaoke place in town at Old Town Bar & Lounge. It was a local spot, full of Portuguese songs and middle-aged women twerking with more rhythm than I’ve seen in years. I got on the mic—Jackson 5 and Blondie. Know your audience.

What to eat in Maderia?

I’m gonna be honest: most restaurants in Funchal are overpriced disappointments. If I can cook it better in my flat with ingredients from Pingo Doce, I’m not paying €30 for it. We had our best luck at local lunch spots and booking half-priced meals on the fork.

The Protocol:

Use The Fork app. We booked with massive discounts, which made the “tourist prices” actually reasonable.
Lapas (Limpets): Garlic, butter, and sea-snails. Essential.
Espada com Banana: Scabbard fish with a fried banana. It sounds like a mistake, but the logic holds up.
Prego no Bolo do Caco: The garlic bread here is a lifestyle, not a side dish.

Car Rental Madeira

Is a trip to Madeira Portugal possible without a car? Yes, but you’ll pay for it in Bolt fees. We don’t drive, so we spent a lot of time in the back of Volkswagens.

Renting a car did seem affordable, but the inclines were insane and every non-local seemed to struggle with this. However, with a car, you’d be able to properly explore all corners of the island without taking full day tours there and back. I’m jealous.

Check out the gear I always bring when travelling.

The Jeep Tour (Bravelanders)

Looking for things to do in Maderia? We booked a 4×4 tour with Bravelanders to see the North East and the Santana houses. The microclimates are real. It was sunny at the coast and a literal wall of fog at Pico do Arieiro. I couldn’t see two meters in front of me. Sad, but that’s the island. Due to the weather we kept the top on and did a bit of off-roading, but nothing extreme.

I desperately wanted to the Giant Swing and Zipline I’ve seen videos of, but it was on the copmlete opposite end of the island and with transportation would be beeen too expensive.

What We Spent: The Honest Budget

For a week-long Madeira island Portugal holiday, we spent about $2,000 USD for two people. This includes:

Flights from Prague.
The Sao Martinho flat.
All the cliff-jumping and canyon-shivering.
Bolt rides to/from the city center.
A significant amount of garlic bread and Madeira wine.

Scent of the Trip

Every trip has a scent to bring back memories of the location each wear. For Madeira I chose Lignum Vitae from Beaufort as I wanted something with some marine and salty notes to represent the sea while also playing off the lemon-biscuit note and pastries that Portugal is known for.

Is Madeira Worth Visiting? (The Honest Take)

Yes. It’s an aesthetic masterpiece with a logistics problem. It’s for people who value a “Worth It” bar of high-end adventure and don’t mind a bit of fog.

FAQs About a Madeira Island Holiday

If you want convenience, the Old Town. If you want a kitchen and a mall, Sao Martinho or any other settlement on the island, depending on your transportation situation.

Go to Blandy’s. The wine doesn’t care about the weather. If you’re into soccer, check out the CR7 Museum.

No. It’s better. It’s drier, more acidic, and more complex.

It’s doable but expensive. Use Bolt and book organized tours for the far corners of the island.

They call it the “island of eternal spring,” but that’s a marketing gimmick. It seems that summer and autumn are the best months for maximum sunshine, as otherwise the microclimates can destroy any possibility of visibility. Go in the off-season for better prices if you are tied to weather-related activities or hiking.

We used an eSim as usual and had great coverage calling for Bolts and using maps and translator. On the trails, coverage may be a bit more spotty. Most cafes had free Wifi.

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